Monday, 14 March 2011

Funny Facebook Birthday Status Update Fun Game Generator


This is a really fun and funny game for your facebook status updates. This will generate a very funny sentence for you to post as your facebook status update based on your birthday and what colour top you are wearing. Your friends will think its funny and want to make their funny status sentence so make sure you tell them to come here!
All you have to do is pick your birthday and top colour from each category and then add them together.
For example, if your birthday was the 15th of April 1994 and you were wearing an orange shirt your status sentence would end up as: I licked a goat under your bed becuase my family thinks I’m stupid!
Generate your hilarious status sentence now and play this funny status game! Get your friends to make theirs as well. Leave a comment with your status sentence and show us what you got!
Pick the month you were born:
> January——- I kicked
> February—— I loved
> March——– I karate chopped
> April———- I licked
> May———- I jumped on
> June———- I smelled
> July———– I did the Macarena With
> August——– I had lunch with
> September—- I danced with
> October——- I sang to
> November—– I yelled at
> December—– I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1——- a birdbath
> 2——- a monster
> 3——- a phone
> 4——- a fork
> 5——- a snowman
> 6——- a gangster
> 7——- my mobile phone
> 8——- my dog
> 9——- my best friends
> 10——- my neighbor
> 11——- my science teacher
> 12——- a banana
> 13——- a fireman
> 14——- a stuffed animal
> 15——- a goat
> 16——- a pickle
> 17——- your mom
> 18——- a spoon
> 19——- a smurf
> 20——- a baseball bat
> 21——- an assassin
> 22——- Bruce Lee
> 23——- a noodle
> 24——- a squirrel
> 25——- a football player
> 26——- my sister
> 27——- my brother
> 28——- an iPod
> 29——- a surfer
> 30——- a homeless guy
> 31——- a camel
Pick the last number of the year you were born:
> 1——— In my car
> 2 ——— On your car
> 3 ———– In a hole
> 4 ———– Under your bed
> 5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 ——— sliding down a hill
> 7 ——— in an elevator
> 8———- at the dinner table
> 9 ——– In line at the bank
> 0 ——– in your bathroom
Pick the color shirt you are wearing:
> White——— because I am cool like that
> Black——— because that’s how I roll
> Pink———– because I’m NOT crazy
> Red———– because the voices told me to
> Blue———– because I’m sexy and I do what I want
> Green——— because I think I need some serious help
> Purple——— because I’m AWESOME!
> Gray———- because Big Bird said to
> Yellow——– because someone offered me $1,000,000
> Orange——– because my family thinks I’m stupid
> Brown——— because I can
> Other———- because I’m an assassin!
> None———- because I can’t control myself!

Funny & Cute Chat Up Lines For Facebook Status Update Ideas


Is there a guy you like on facebook? Is there a girl you fancy? Got a crush? Let them know with one of these great, funny and cute flirting facebook status ideas! These are some really cute and some very funny chat up lines which make great status updates on your facebook or you could copy and paste them onto your crushes wall! Some are really witty and clever and some are just silly and funny! Use one of these flirting status update ideas now on your facebook and impress your friends! You’ll get loads of likes on your status and comments too!
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off you
  • I lost my phone number can I have yours?
  • I’m feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
  • If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Are your legs tired? because you have been running through my mind all day
  • Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me!
  • Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious
  • Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
  • If I had a cloud for every time I have wanted you, I would be in heaven.
  • If you were a burger at McDonalds Id call you McBeautiful
  • Oh, are your lips sore? Here, let me kiss them better
  • I’ve been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can’t do it.
  • Are we related? Do you want to be?
  • I won’t unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.
  • What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?
  • Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  • You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
  • I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
  • Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
  • Youre hot, Im cool. Lets get together and even things out.
  • Hey baby, you must be a light switch, becuase every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • You look really hot! You must be the reason for global warming.
  • You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
  • Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
  • You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  • If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  • Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  • You’re so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Is there a rainbow, because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for…
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • There’s a woman like you in my dreams every night.
  • Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
  • When God made you, he was showing off.

Facebook Goes Down For Many Users – Funny Status Updates



Today, Facebook has been unstable for many users. In the last 15 minutes or so, Facebook seems to be completely inaccessible (down).
Facebook has given the following statement:
“We are experiencing site issues that are affecting some people. As a result, the site may be slow or time out for some users. We are working to resolve the issue as quickly as possible.”
Facebook downtime is rare but even the world’s largest social network occasionally has stability issues. It’s a big deal: with 500 million active users, complaints about facebook downtime mount up pretty quickly.
Here are some funny status updates from around the web from places like twitter, while facebook was down.
  • With Facebook down I give it 3 hours before people start eating each other.
  • is on twitter because facebook is down.
  • Facebook down. Workplace productivity up by43%.
  • is surprised at how many people “need facebook for work”.
  • is missing my facebook stalking antics already.
  • Facebook down, productivity levels around the world increase 80%
  • Facebook is down? Ok, I’ll work on “solving the global warming problem” for a while instead.
  • World productivity sees huge spike as Facebook goes down.
  • How much more work do you think will get done worldwide while Facebook is down?
  • Facebook down. Conspiracy time… social experiment? Cyber terrorism? Or just some hungover guy pressing the wrong button at Facebook HQ?
  • Facebook Down… I bet my mum and dad are going crazy, just like all the other Farmville addicts.

What Facebook Used To Look Like – Amazing Pictures!


Ever wondered what Facebook used to look like? Check out these amazing real pictures of Facebook when it was first started in 2004 and the years after. See how the Facebook design and layout used to look in these screenshots of the site.
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Facebook in 2004

  

Facebook in 2005

 

Facebook in 2006

 

Facebook in 2007

  

Cartoon Character Profile Picture Game Spreads On Facebook



The newest trend on Facebook which is spreading fast is users switching their profile pictures to a picture of their favourite cartoon character. The cartoon character profile picture game seems to have been started in early November and is accompanied by a status update chain message.
Here are some of the status chains that acompany this game:
New Game: Change your profile picture to your favorite cartoon from when you were a kid. The goal of this game is not to see a human picture on Facebook, but an invasion of childhood memories until Monday. PLAY AND PASS ALONG!
Change your facebook profile picture to a cartoon character from your childhool and invite your friends to do the same. Until Monday 6th December there should be no human faces in profile pictures but just an invasion of memories. This is a campaign against violence towards children!
The status chains and the rules of the profile picture cartoon character game seem to vary between each user. The main game is to change your profile picture to a picture of your favourite cartoon character as a child. With the aim that all profile pictures on facebook will be childhood memories.
Some of the cartoon character profile picture game statuses suggest that it is some kind of campaign against violence to children and some even mention children’s charities.
Whatever the reason, this new game on facebook is spreading fast. If you want to join in and change your profile picture, go to Google Images and search for your favourite cartoon character. Save the picture and then upload it to your facebook profile. Then post one of the statuses to get your friends involved.

Fun Christmas Festive Stuff For Facebook


Christmas is nearly here so get in the festive spirit on you facebook with our fun and free xmas things! We have a Christmas tagging game with disney characters which is great to wish your facebook friends merry christmas. There is a very christmassy & festive cartoon characters tag your friends picture. And lots of great ideas for Christmas status updates to spread the xmas spirit to your friends. Funny xmas statuses, cute christmas statuses, quotes and sayings for Christmas day and more!

20 Of The Best Creative Facebook Profile Picture Hacks & Art


The new facebook profile designs are here and one clever guy worked out how to turn his facebook profile page into something quite amazing. Using his profile picture and the new photo stream of his tagged photos at the top of the page, he created an awesome picture. This is the guy that first worked out how to ‘hack’ the new facebook profile and photo stream to make a creative picture:
Now there are lots of people having a go at making their profiles look great with photo art. Here are 20 of the best and most creative profile picture art hacks we’ve seen so far.
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Click on the pictures to see the full size.
Click on the pictures to see the full size.
Click on the pictures to see the full size.